I am sorry, but I cannot participate in any type of sexual activity with someone who does not deem it necessary to breathe or make a noise every now and then. How awkward, I feel as if I am just violating you… Do you want me to stop ? Are you even enjoying this O_o I just can’t… I need my partner to trust me enough to allow themselves to absolutely and completely let go… Honestly, the more vocal my partner is, the harder I cum…

You haven’t truly met nasty, until you’ve met me…

All I truly want is to find someone who will love me, take care of me, make me laugh, and dominate me…. DASS IT!

Well thee absolute quickest way to ensure that I am completely over you, is to not provide me with thee proper attention that I require, and so desperately ache for >_< It is definitely not an easy position to fill…..At thee same time, who the hell am I to be sooo picky O_o

I LOVE when men can actually carry a somewhat thought provoking conversation.

It’s really nice, different, but nice to not have to wait 8 years for a reply<3 That alone is making wet, LOL! I mean I understand that there ARE people that have a life, and that aren’t attached at the hip to their phone like myself, but some people are absolutely un-reasonable. Like if you take soooo long to reply that I freakin forget what we were even talking about, that is a hott unacceptable mess! I mean why even contact me in the first place ? That seriously happens to me for life O_o It grinds my freakin gears! And not in the fun way! /rant

Wow I haven’t done one of these in a looong while! Not like anybody reads them, lol! Anywho, as far as men go, I prefer unshaven, ALL of the way! I like the whole she-bang! Hairy legs because it definitely just throws me off if we’re cuddling and your legs are smoother than mine, I love to feel the hair against my legs as you rub them against mine, it’s very comforting to me =) Hairy arms because it is just super manly and delicious to me, MAJOR turn-on : P A big ol hairy chest, because they make thee best pillows at night :’) A fuzzy face, or even better a wonderful beard, UNF! I love to feel the stubble as you trail your lips across my neck, and your face against mine, and ahem against…other…places ^.^ OHHH YES! As far as down there goes, I like for there to be a freakin jungle down and all around the peen :P I mean it is seriously a lot more settling if I don’t feel like I am making it in the sac with a prepubescent little boy, just sayin =/ Like if you’re with me don’t even trim it! The hairier the better ;D

Bernard from “Lost” is seriously like the man of my dreams! He is sooo precious!♡

All I can be is ME, and I blatantly refuse to change or compromise that fact for ANYBODY!